Diamond Books I Hate Fairyland Compendium One

"""Join Gert, a grown woman trapped in a six-year-old girl's body, who has been stuck in the magical world of Fairyland for over thirty years. All Gert wants to do is return home, but with an endless array of cute and terrifying Fairylander's blocking her every move, she might lose her mind in the process. We're talking totally fluffing losing it. Accompanied by a chain-smoking fly named Larry and her trusty blood-soaked battle-axe, Gert battles an army of cosplay Gerts, a goblin king, and her own sanity, only to find herself sucked into a fantasy hellscape forever. Forever ever. Forever ever? Yeah. No biggie.""--Provided by publisher." ...